Ash: VIALVA IS SITTING NEXT TO ME AND I SWEAR I WILL STAB HER WITH MY COMPAS!
Ash: NOT FUNNY
Me: How is the idiot doing? *still laughing*
Ash: SHE WOKE ME UP TWICE IN SCIENCE! TWICE!
Ash: I SWEAR, EITHER I KILL HER, OR I KILL MYSELF!
Ash, again: THERE WE ARE, IN SCIENCE! PEOPLE NEED THEIR SLEEP, AND THERE SHE IS, TAPPY-TAP-TAP ON MY DESK!
Me:...still a retard, huh.
Ash: HELL YEAH! I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND, AN AVERAGE CONVERSATION, AND MY FRIEND ASKS ME, "DID YOU DO YOUR ENGLISH?"
Ash: AND I SAID, "CRAP, I FORGOT"
Ash: AND THEN VI-****ING-ALVA SAYS, "I DID MIIIINEEE!" IN THAT DAMN HAPPY VOICE
Ash: AND SO, WE TURN TO HER, AND SAY, "WHAT?"
Ash (she's on a roll now, no use stopping her): SO, I SAY, "NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!"
Ash: AND SHE'S ALL, "SOOOO?"
Ash: SO, I SAY, "I WILL STAB YOU TO FREAKING DEATH WITH MY COMPAS IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
Ash: And the teacher says "we do not threaten anyone in this classroom, Karina!" BUT I'M NOT KARINA.
Ash: ...and Vialva starts SINGING!!!
...and it goes on. XD
- Current Mood: my stomach hurts...